Crazy soccer

I thought Marco Borriello won the quote of the week. I was wrong…

Sir Alex Ferguson has been relatively restrained in responding to the Spanish media's Ronaldo-related taunts so far, but now the gloves are off. It's bare-knuckle time. Which is how Fergie likes it.

When questioned today - immediately after United's win in Japan, in fact - about the neverending Ronaldo-to-Real Madrid transfer saga, Ferguson spewed forth this jewel (it works best when said aloud in an angry Glaswegian accent, perhaps with...